This past Sunday, G4’s Chris Gore started the hashtag #thingsivesaidduringsexrelatedtostarwars by tweeting out “I feel the good in you.” I quickly joined in and got some retweets from both of my Twitter accounts.
Here are some of the highlights: (quotes are linked to give credit to the original poster)
“You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.“
“Get in there, you big, furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!“
“Do or do not… there is no try.” (mine)
“at that speed will you be able to pullout in time“
“YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.” (mine)
“This may smell bad, kid , but it’ll keep you warm“
“Early must I rise. Leave now you must!” (mine)
“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!“
“You were right about one thing. The negotiations were short.“
“Don’t ever tell me the odds.“
*Unzips pants* “a more elegant weapon from a more civilized age.“
“It’s not my fault, ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!“
“You don’t have to do this to impress me.“
“Almost there… almost there… bombs away!“
“Negative. Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.“
“Impressive…unzips trousers…MOST IMPRESSIVE.“
“I recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard.“
*as a result of shrinkage* “We are having some trouble adjusting them to the cold.“
“Look at the size of that thing!!!“
“You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?”
“Now witness the firepower of this truly armed and operational battle station!“
“There’s something alive in here…“
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.“
“Don’t stray too far, my lovely. Soon you will begin to appreciate me. Hohohohohohoho.“
“We’re starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.“
“That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.“
“There’s a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port!“
“You’ve got something jammed in here real good.“
“No! No! This one goes there, that one goes there, got it?“
“We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in!“
“You have failed me for the last time.“
“What is thy bidding, my master?“
“Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!“
“Control! Control! You must learn control!“
“THAT was never a condition of our agreement.“
“I never knew I had it in me.“
“We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now.“
“Up a little higher! Just a little higher!“
“I felt him.” “Strange that I have not.“
“Would it help if I got out and pushed?“
“You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.“
“Put that thing away, you’re gonna get us all killed.“
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