Source: CBS Las Vegas
Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof is appealing to the geeky and nerdy of the population with his latest venture, a Sci-fi-themed brothel which he plans to call the “Alien Cathouse.”
Located 90 miles north of Las Vegas, the brothel will be one part of a larger complex being rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center. The other buildings in the complex include an adjoining gas station, bar and convenience store.
“Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.”
For assistance with his new business, Hof turned to friend and infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, who will be serving as “chief alien design queen,” tapping into her expertise with the costumes and décor.
While I can’t make a prediction as to whether or not this will be a successful business venture, I will say that “Alien Cathouse” is a very uninspired name. How about something a little more creative? Try one of these on for size: “Deep Space Hiney”, “The Realm of Whoredor” or perhaps even the “Mos Eisley Cuntina”? OK, too far on that last one. I now retreat from the kingdom of filth.
Whaaaa? Ok. When are we going?
So this would be a business expense right? Geek generation field trip
Road Trip!!!!!